Vectrex poems

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I am trapped between
Two shooting turrets
Helicopters and a plane overhead
Yeah, my life sucks
And my military "career"
Is also pretty much over

Soldier a la flambe
Crispy!

ASTEROID COWBOY

Such a neat piece of technology
To save sectors from dangerous rocks

Next I'll use it against
Annoying, drunk celebrities
Crooked politicians
And my jackass neighbors
Who play their stereo too loud

Bedlam

It’s “Tempest in reverse!”
Whoa, the levels are rotating
It’s making me sick
Any more of this
And my lunch will also do a “reverse”

Berzerk

Otto makes a silly sound this time around
Doesn’t seem real “evil” now, does he?

Big Blue

I have found a key!
Now I must find the chest
The shark finds me interesting

I wish he'd find
An electric eel
And chomp on it

Then I'll find
Whether or not
I like fried shark

City Bomber

So you blow up
Abandoned cities
No one’s home
Not even any
Door-to-door salesmen
So what’s my motivation?

Clean Sweep

I suck, I suck, I suck,
I suck, I suck, I suck.
Because I'm a vacuum!
What were YOU thinking? (Pervert)

Continuum

According to this game
Hell means you either
Solve puzzles
Or have things attach onto you
Gee, tough choice

Cosmic Chasm

It's just me and my bomb
Which I innocently plant
And as I make my way out of here
They will regret the day
Their security didn't frisk me

Every Day Is Halloween

A damn witch cursed me
Now I have a pumpkin head

The neighbor kids are scared
I no longer hear them scream
I no longer hear them cry
I no longer see them on my lawn

Well, maybe this isn't so bad...

Fortress of Narzod

You can't always shoot things
Because your shots bounce around
Like a ping-pong ball
Guess the fort had you
Sign a waiver

Galaxy Wars

I am my own "Magic missile"!
I hit a U. F. O., I resurrect
And for my next trick
I'll turn a U. F. O. into a toad
And feed him to a crocodile in V-Frogger

Gravitrex

So, your magic teleporter
Can suck up humans, entire fuel tanks
Into your ship
Without any ill effects
That’s really weird...

I, Cyborg

Who the hell would allow
Inmates to keep their weapons?
Bunch of morons...

Marine Fox

I try to gather these sea crystals
But these sharks are ruthless
Makes you wonder why the hell
They're so defensive over
Materialistic crap

But then, they are pretty shiny!

Mine Storm

I’m clearing Mine Fields
I’m clearing many points
The game’s over!
Damn level 13 bug

Mine Storm 2

My daughter and I
Computer games back to back
Mine Storm and Minecraft

--Xefned (talk) 00:00, January 3, 2014 (UTC)

Moon Lander

You constantly land on moons
Just to barely recap your fuel
Then do it all over again
Who the hell designed this ship?

Protector

So you defend helpless humans
In a very bad neighborhood
I’d say it’s time to move

Royal 21

So these cards
Magically float into stacks
I wish I could do that
With peoples' money
From their wallets (heh heh)

Scramble

So you shoot fuel tanks
Which refills your fuel (somehow)
Yeah, that makes sense

Space Frenzy

So here you’re mocked
By an alien
Wanting “amusement”
From a black and white tv
Yeah, he’s real “advanced”

Space Wars

I can blow up
An entire space ship
But not an oversized rock
What a pain in the asteroid

Spike

“Eek. Help. Spike!”
Oh no, Molly can’t read
A cue card worth a damn
But with those false eyelashes
And short skirt
I think we all know
How she got that job (cough)

Star Trek: The Motion Picture

I don’t remember
Klingon or Romulan battles
From the movie
Oh well, it’s a license

Sundance

Where’s the “dance”
When you just blow up stuff?

Especially since
We must help our planet
Yet I destroy sun after sun
After sun after sun

Way to piss off the hippies
For my encore, I'll
Eat a meat lover's pizza
And club some seals

Thrust

It’s a good thing this game
Is about an evil empire,
Planets and pods
Or else it might sound
Kinda obscene

V-Frogger

So you control a frog
In a bad neighborhood
Time to move
Or become frog’s legs

Vaboom!

A madman drops bombs
I’m supposed to catch them
Or else I’ll die
Who’s idea was this, again?

VEC-MAN

I eat
And eat, and eat, and eat
And eat some more
For hours I keep eating

Damn, that's a lotta levels

Vectrace

You crack up your car
And you get another one
And another one, and another one
The insurance company
Must be burning money

Vec Sports Boxing

Stick vector bodies
But with gigantic heads
That must be due to their
Massive amounts of intelligence
(Yeah, right)

Web Wars

I fly through these gigantic webs
Collecting all these creatures
Put them in a Trophy Room
What a disgusting hobby

Zantis

I don’t know what a “Zantis” is
But I don’t need an excuse
To kill spiders

And if I don't kill them
Then their electric bill will

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• Darrylb500 01:56, May 24, 2012 (UTC) (most content, except where noted)
• Xefned 00:00, January 3, 2014 (UTC) (Mine Storm 2)